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Tell Your Story / best curling iron for long hair
« Last post by maname45 on Today at 09:26:41 AM »

Who would have thought? If your hair goes past your shoulders, it’s more fragile and you’ll want to protect those ends with conditioner BEFORE shampoo. This will ensure that they stay healthy and moisture becomes locked in, in order to avoid breakage.
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UCC Café / hi
« Last post by rak2014 on January 26, 2015, 06:11:49 AM »
Hi friends, which is the best mobile set iphone 6 or iphone 6+?
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UCC Café / (Re)Introduce Yourself
« Last post by cindik on January 22, 2015, 03:40:30 PM »
I'm Cindi, a 50-something year old person approved for ordination pending call. I'm in the Fox Valley Association of the Illinois Conference of the United Church of Christ.

I have a website at cindiknox dot com.
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UCC Café / Please Share Your Humor
« Last post by ArthurStone on January 20, 2015, 11:16:52 AM »
Everyone needs a bit of humor.  Every serious topic needs a bit of humor to open the brain up to ways of thinking in new ways.  Humor brings us joy.  Humor causes us to confront our ourselves in new ways.  Please take a moment to share a humorous story that you have encountered this week.

Since my own cat seems to insist on making me laugh every day and strives at keeping me amused ... I will start off this thread with a few one liners.  Feel free to laugh, groan or just chuckle.


  • Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

    What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

    Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

    What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.

    Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.

    What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

    Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.

    Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!

    How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.

    How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.

    What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.

    What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.

    If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.

    What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!

    Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.

    Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

    What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

    What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.

    What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.

    How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
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UCC Café / Re: Revitalizing a forum
« Last post by ArthurStone on January 20, 2015, 10:53:19 AM »
and .... then .... there were two

I suppose one member at a time ... who is next to report in?
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UCC Café / Re: ChrisDeComma and the Moneychangers
« Last post by ArthurStone on January 20, 2015, 10:48:01 AM »
Thank you Chris
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UCC Café / Revitalizing a forum
« Last post by cindik on January 19, 2015, 09:58:52 AM »
After a discussion forum's attendance drops, how does one revive it?
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Standards and Practices / Posting links in the forums
« Last post by ChrisDeComma on January 15, 2015, 11:21:44 AM »
Because of the huge spam bot problem we have been experiencing lately I have changed the settings on this forum to not allow url links by members until you have made a certain number of posts - which I will not enumerate here. In the meantime you can be creative - for example: ucc dot org slash staff.

Unfortunately it is something we had to do in the wake of hundreds of spam posts.
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UCC Café / ChrisDeComma and the Moneychangers
« Last post by cindik on January 15, 2015, 11:08:56 AM »
Well, it looks like the court of the temple has been cleared out by a disciple following Jesus' example.

Thanks "Chris"!
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Standards and Practices / Standards and Practices
« Last post by ChrisDeComma on January 15, 2015, 11:01:11 AM »
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